Tuesday, May 02, 2006

A Real Cubbies Car

Well, for those of you who remember my earlier post, here's what a real Cubbies car looks like:

Notice...
  • The rubber tires (which actually roll on a dual axle suspension)

  • The genuine steering wheel (which turns)

  • The personalized California license plates

  • The life-like body styling and paint job

  • The doors (which open and shut)

  • The interior room (which holds up to four 3-year-olds)

  • The dual exhaust system (complete with dry-ice exhaust)

  • An authentic metal-plated bumper

  • Realistic taillights and trunk hatch

  • And no less than five windows
The car also included a fully operational sun roof (not pictured).



And you all thought I was exaggerating earlier...

- Nate

P.S. Just to put this all in perspective, my colorless box car was to Dave's pink bug as the state of New Mexico is to the state of Alaska... small, brown, and ultimately unremarkable.

P.S.S. If anyone in our study is from New Mexico, I take it all back (and apply my analogy instead to Nevada, South Dakota, or the pan-handle of Oklahoma).

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that would be 6 windows

8:47 AM, May 03, 2006  
Blogger Nate B. said...

Mike,

I believe my actual statement was "no less than 5 windows." Since 6 windows is not less than 5 windows, I believe my original statment still stands.

Nice try, though...

9:44 AM, May 03, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya well I guess you could say it has no less than 3 wheels but that would be well ... no less than dumb. ;-)>

3:44 PM, May 04, 2006  

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